Lately people have been asking me about the term ‘BDE’. It seems this term is getting used a lot more; especially on social media. In order to explain BDE; I have to also explain it’s complete opposite…….sds! Here we go…………..
BDE = Big Dick Energy
sds = small dick syndrome
I bet you read those descriptions and that you already know which one you have; either BDE or sds – don’t you?
Let me go into a little more detail about each one; just in case you’re wondering how women can tell which one you have…………………
BDE – mmmmmm – a man with BDE is confident, he knows how to talk with women, he can carry himself in any environment, he sometimes wears clothes (i.e. tailored dress pants) that show off his big cock package, he’s not afraid to talk to anyone and he always makes the first and final move. Often this term is used to describe a man that has the attitude of ‘getting what he wants’ in every situation. Example: Tom walked into the boardroom and every head turned; it was as if they could smell the BDE dripping from him.
sds – well, it’s the complete opposite. Most men with sds (there are few exceptions) don’t have a confident walk, are unable to make eye contact with beautiful women, wait for a woman to ‘make a move’ (aka ask for a date, first kiss, initiate sex), don’t usually hold high powered jobs (current potus is the obvious exception here), take orders from men with BDE. Example: Shawn had such bad sds that he just sat at the bar sipping on a soda while he watched everyone else have a good time.
Now, these are broad generalizations of course – however, in my experience as a woman and as a Mistress; these are pretty spot on!
Now that you know these two terms – you should also know about a couple of ’emojis’ that represent some sexual things – the big purple eggplant represents a big dick and a juicy peach represents a sexy ass. You’re welcome.
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This post had me laughing. It is true for the most part. There are the few men with small dicks who are just delusional. They just have not come across the woman who tells them how small they are. Usually this type of man is confused as to why women tend to disappear on him. Poor penis challenged fella has not quite figured it out! Then he calls one of us and all is revealed…
emoji’s – I always associated the peach with pussy, as some do. Fuzzy smooth, sweet succulent delicious fleshy fruit, juicy and dripping. I could lick and eat one all day! Oh damn! now I’m turned on! Hold on, be right back…. …. ….
…. …. …. whew! had to stroke one out…. ok, were where we? Oh yeah, emoji’s.
Has that changed in this emoji world we live in? If it has what has been assigned to the incredible edible pussy? Oh damn, be right back again… … …
Yes it is true and i was going to go to the bar and drink ginger ale maybe after reading this i will just watch sissy or tranny porn and enjoy the small penis captions
Yes Mistress thankyou. True for the most part i am strong at times last 6 years have rode 100 miles in the american diabetes association tour de cure. In 2014 rode a bicycle across America from Seattle to Gloucester
But i am weak too tonight i bought some high heels for a session and stockings .Sales Ladys knew they were for me one laughed both were grinning .sds is real they picked up my submissive humilited feelings
Yes Mistress thankyou.i bought some red high heels sales lady knew.