I admit it. I’Red-Heart-and-Handcuffsm a sucker for Valentine’s Day. I love going in the stores and seeing all of the tacky stuffed animals and heart shaped candy boxes. It makes me all gooey inside to see the overpriced cards and gigantic monkey balloons. It means love is in the air…..and usually, that there’s lots of S-E-X going on!

I thought I’d take a little bit of time and write a Phone Sex Valentine Poem just for YOU.

A Phone Sex Valentine’s Poem


My phone rings and I know it’s you

calling to talk dirty with me

what mood might you be in today

horny, hot, needy – all three?

 

I can’t wait to start to push your buttons

finding out your deepest desires

do you know how much it turns me on?

when I know it’s my mind you admire?

 

Oh Valentine I know our time is brief

but it means oh so much it’s true

When you don’t jerk off and you save it up

just so I can take it from you!

I hope you enjoyed it! I truly do love the time we spend together; it means so much to me. No matter if it’s a ten minute call once a month or if we talk for hours a week; I appreciate YOU.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t also mention how fun it is to receive my mail during February; you always spoil Me with things from my Amazon wish list and tons of gift cards – I love them so much. Thank You.

Happy Valentine’s Day!