He was standing in front of the big circus tent; gathering his courage to step up. It was Halloween night and he’d let his friends convince him to come. He was wearing a ridiculous outfit that he threw together thinking that he looked like a sad clown but really he just looked like a bum. Over the last couple of hours his friends had simply gotten drunk found girls and they were off on the ferris wheel all kissing and making out. He was not the type of guy that just randomly met girls; he just couldn’t seem to strike app a conversation with one he always got so nervous. His buddies told him that the circus tent offered the “sexiest show on earth”; all he had to do was ‘hit the mark’ and he would have the night of his life! He didn’t really understand what they meant.
Truly, he didn’t want to disappoint her; but knew he would. He feebly pulled himself out as she watched; seconds went by and he groped and tugged himself. She made a ‘tsk, tsk’ sound as she said ‘Time’s Up! Ok, move your hands, let’s see where you’re headed!’. She had her measuring tape stretched out between both hands gripped between her thumb and forefinger of her left and right. She stretched the measuring tape pressing it against the base of his penis and then to the tip as she held it there. Looking up at him; she held up the measurement that she had just gotten. She giggled and she said, “well darling anything under 7 inches definitely doesn’t get a treat. Since you’re only 4; you have to go into the trick room. Now, tuck that little thing away and follow me.” She pushed him towards the door that said ‘TRICK’. She turned the knob, opened the door and unceremoniously pushed him inside; slamming the door behind him.
Suddenly he felt bright lights and heard the excited conversation get louder! He kept pulling on his pud, on the edge of orgasm, as he realized the wall was actually a one way mirror and everyone in the TREAT room could see him! Everything happened so fast; he saw them pointing, heard them giggling, but he still couldn’t stop pulling! Suddenly; he felt his mouth open, a squeal released from his throat as he climaxed to their laughter! His little prick released droplets onto the floor as he stared in humiliation. He kept his head down as he reached for a kleenex on the table and cleaned himself up. This was how it always went with his sex life; utter disappointment. He was never going to be a guy that got to go into the ‘TREAT’ room or take girls on ferris wheels; but hey, at least he was the guy that they all watched and laughed at! His face turned red as he tucked himself away and made his way to the exit. The gorgeous blonde looked up as he left, ‘Well honey, I’d say better luck next time but we both know you’re destined for a life of TRICKS’. Her giggling followed him as he found his way out of the circus tent to look for his friends.
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Wow, that was quite a twist at the end! I was almost as surprised as he was. Great story.
I love this!
And that one way mirror … and I can hear the laughter now.
I would say poor guy but you know I don’t feel sorry for him at all. LOL
He actually might have had more fun than his friends.
As an aside, the tent reminds me of a Spiegeltent that I saw at a Fringe Festival. It was stunning, one of the magical “mirror tents” built in the early 1900’s (the one I saw was from Belgium). They were originally created as traveling dance halls and wow, the details are really stunning. Only a handful still exist.
What a fantastic and sexy evil twist to trick or treat, the little pud puller got the surprise of his life!
But that scene is certainly SOMEONE’s “treat,” Right? LOL
Readers, what do you think of this little pud puller’s experience? Was he tricked or treated?
LOL, well he was promised the night of his life at the sexiest show on earth and you did not disappoint. Little dick trick!
How deviously funny! Isn’t it true that men with little penises always seem to get the tricks, and only rarely get a treat? I’d say he definitely didn’t measure up!
I had a good giggle when he realized everyone was pointing and staring. He just couldn’t help himself, could he? dribble-dribble!
Thanks for another fun and creative blog train story!
Well I would say both “tricked” AND “treated”. I have several things in common with this fellow….4 things, for example!
Inches! Lol! I have a feeling he will buy a season’s pass and come over and over again!
always knowing my place it is to please Ms Scarlet
Aw, the little dicks NEVER get a treat hahaha!
He should have known better – puny puds are destined for disappoinment lol.
Isn’t that the truth Miss Charlotte! For a moment; I considered switching it around and the little dick got the treat – but – nah – why change history? 😉
Awwww and your place is obviously in the ‘trick room’ isn’t it?
Right; the best of both worlds! And oh we all know around here which room you’d be getting a season pass to!
Oh I’m so glad you got a good giggle Andi! I thought the reveal right as he was on the edge was the way to go!
Devious? Who, me? LOL 😉 It’s so true; rarely a treat!
That’s right – the night of his life! Maybe an amazing night for him is being laughed at and made fun of – lol yes a little dick trick!
Oh you are so right Mistress Erika; we know many of our callers would absolutely love to be the star of this show!
Thank you Ms Olivia – nah, I don’t think any of us feel sorry for him – he got just what he deserved and let’s face it; he’ll be pullin’ that pud to the memory forever! Thanks for talking about the tents at fringe! I saw tents like this at Oktoberfest in Munich myself!
I’m glad I could surprise you! I have been wanting to write this story for so long!
One thing is for certain, a tiny dick gooner might be the side show clown at the circus, but he’ll never make it to the big tent. 🤣🤣
He wanted a treat, and ended up being one…. I’d almost feel bad for him. Almost.
Ms. Scarlet that was fantastic! I think my favorite bit was thepsychology of it all….how he wanted to impress the sexy witch BUT knew he wouldn’t haha! Loved this story! The small penis humiliation delighted me the whole way through!
I laughed out loud! I can only imagine how flushed he was with his head down, and even the Kleenex breaking away, making his shame last longer! Maybe we should implement a measure up for certain places 😉
What a great short story Scarlett, short being the key here 😉
Love the atmosphere you created and that his treat is getting tricked!
xx A.
Small dicks are always a disappointment *giggles*. But hey at least he got to participate in the Halloween fun!
yes Ma’am
Hahahaha no he won’t will he Willow? Big tent; denied!
Almost 😉 Same here. Almost!
Yes exactly he just KNEW he couldn’t – just like so many of our sph callers.
Oh that was my intention – to illicit laughter over his pathetic little situation – shame, shame, shame!
Short – HA! Yes, that was the key to the trick room!
It’s just what happens isn’t it? I wish we could measure every man!
Absolutely, humiliation is my favorite part of this short story for sure!
They are, aren’t they? And yes, at least he got to participate!
🎪✨ Bravo, Scarlett! What a performance—truly the sexiest show on earth! 🔥 The lights, the tease, the buildup… I could almost hear the crowd gasp. Poor little thing thought he was in for the night of his life—what a delicious trick! You put on quite the act, ringmistress. 💋🎭
Lmfaoooooo at the end. Poor, poor loser will never *quite* have a “real” sex life… but at least he’s got humiliation!
Awe, the lil 4 incher, I am sure she didn’t even need the tape measure to send him straight to the “Trick” room. I am sure after that adventure his is now into humiliation as well!
Hahahaha I’m sure you’re right Krista; she could just tell!
Right?! For some guys; humiliation IS their sex life! The sooner they get used to it; the better!
Ohhhhhhhhhh ringmistress! I like it! Thanks so much Laurel!
Ohhhhh Scarlet…this was an awesome story!! Super fun and creative but yet you ALWAYS are! 🙂 And I love that you at least thought of giving the little dick the “treat”. And you know me…I would have loved that for him! Changing up the way it almost always goes…love rooting for the “underdog” and in this case, that little dick! 😉
Wow, the cutoff between Tricks and Treats is seven inches? I’d put it at eight, but I’m picky. At least our poor wee willy wanker got to finish himself off, and entertain the watchers!
Oh no, Ms Scarlett! A two-way mirror looking onto a giggling audience is truly a devious trick! And it’s even better that the poor, unfortunate guy with the 4-inch dick couldn’t even stop jerking off when he realized what was happening 😁
Omg that ending! I did not see that coming (no pun intended haha). The only thing that would of been even more humiliating is if his friends and the girls they meant were in the other room and they also seen him. I would love to hear the endless teasing he would get from them about it.
Aww!! They’re so adorable when they’re that size! LOL
That was a whole lot of fun to read, and the twist was *chef’s kiss* delicious!!
LOL…sounds like the little teenie weenie discovered an exhibitionist streak courtesy of that two way glass!
Oh my! look at him feeling sorry for himself and then having to pull out that cocktail weenie and jerk off in front of a beautiful woman and then everyone sees him!! hahaha
Thanks honey! Yes, even little dicks get a treat now and then!
lol Oh I love a good laugh. SPH is always my fav but I will admit Ms. Scarlet I did not see this story cumming (no pun intended lol)
Roxie? Devious? Tricky? Moi! Muahahahaha!
LOLOL Ms Harper – the beauty is; we get to set the inch range to whatever we want – whenever we want!