Oh we had such a fun chat and LIVE Radio Show today! Below are some of the pandemic pick up lines that were shared – you can also play the link above to listen to the recording!

My admiration for all of the Mistresses on LDW could never be quarantined

Are you a pandemic? Because you’ve got my cock on lockdown!

Is that Pneumonia in my lungs or has your just smile left me breathless?

One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply.

Are you an N95 mask? Cos I want you on my face!

Looking for someone to touch my face since I’m not allowed to right now…interested?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin!

Hey baby, is that makeup your wearing or is that the Corona Virus that is making you all rosy

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

Cough here often?

Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t
Are you coming down with COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves.
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Can I take you with me and work you from home?
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight!
Wanna roleplay? I’ll be the carrier; you be the virus!
Hey baby, are you a latex glove, because I want to put my hand inside you.
I like my women like I like a virus–easy to spread.
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
I’ll run by the liquor store for us later and pick up some Corona for the both of us
Henny Youngman would love the Corona Virus. He would say Corona Virus, come take my wife please
Every time some catches the virus, another Corona gets its lime
Babe are your legs coronavirus, because I see them spreading tonight.
Are your thighs Coronavirus? Because I want them to kill me.
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
“Come on over, I’ll pay your fine if you get stopped”
This isn’t coronavirus related but one of my favorite’s has always been: Are you a chicken? Because you are impeccable
my tongue is an approved testing device but it can only sample between your legs
Hey girl come over…. I got toilet paper.
My name’s not Elmo but you can tickle me all day
Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.
Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?
Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
Are you coronavirus, because you took my breath away.
Is heaven your quarantine zone?
Because I think you are an Angel.
You can’t spell virus without U and I
Girl, do you have coronavirus, because I know a super spreader when I see one.
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
Hey girl, should you be in quarantine? because your smile is infectious!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 canceling everything except my feelings for YOU.
Without you my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
I saw you from across the bar. You know what just stay there.
Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
if I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Purell: The new fragrance from pandemic
If I were a mask; I’d definitely wanna be pressing against your lips
In times of Covid-19 we have to support local businesses. Your place or mine?
Are you coronavirus, because you are all I am masking for.