Choo! Choo! I’m your next stop on the LDW Holiday Blog Train! After this stop……….you’ll be heading over to see what Mistress Alexis has for you!

Here’s my little holiday fantasy to add to the fun and folic………………………………

So I was chatting with your wife and she was telling me about all of the things she wants for Christmas but hasn’t told you about! It’s true; she has a very long list of naughty items that she truly desires! It’s too bad she doesn’t yet know that you’d be creaming your pants if you knew all of this. She’ll know soon enough; we just have to work up to it.

So, for now, I thought I’d share a few thoughts and ideas for what you can get the lady in your life for the holidays – and no, it’s not a crockpot!

  • The Womanizer clit sucker – OMG – if you didn’t read my review of this #1 sex toy; go read it now. This will make her explode with earth shattering orgasms. I promise! There’s a new version so make sure you get the most up to date one. Buy it on amazon or in a reputable toy store.
  • A massage gift certificate – with a male masseuse! Seriously; she wants to feel those big, hard hands all over her body! Mmmmm. Make sure to book the multiple massage package.
  • A personal trainer – again, must be male! Must be big. Must be buff. Must be………hers for a couple of hours each week!
  • Time. With you. Seriously. Just some alone time; without cell phones or laptops or distractions.

I hope you have a wonderful holiday season! Don’t forget gifts for the ladies in your life that don’t live with you (i.e. ME!), too!

An oldie but a goodie! Miss Scarlet’s new whips for Christmas – FREE HOLIDAY AUDIO!

Your next stop on the Holiday Blog Train is…………Mistress Alexis!