Are You Vanilla or Are You Kinky?

Are You Vanilla or Are You Kinky?

So, do you identify as vanilla or do you think you’re kinky? Let me tell you how to know the difference! I will often be chatting with someone for the very first time and can sense just how nervous they are to tell me their kink, fantasy, fetish or what turns them on. Are they scared I might think they’re too kinky or that they’re too vanilla? I know it’s important to you to know what I think about your naughtiest fantasies and/or experiences!

I’ll be totally honest with you; the truth is…….if you………

•  Have had a phone sex session (here or with a lover!)
•  Have had a live chat session on skype (sexting counts!)
•  Have been naked on webcam (Show Me On Skype)
•  Have exchanged emails with me (Email Packages)
•  Purchased my pre-recorded erotic audios (My F’in Hot Audios)
•  Have written scripts for me to create a custom recording for you (Custom Audio Info)
•  Love browsing the LDW Universe of websites (See Them All!)

You Are Kinky!

Congratulations! You’re Kinky! You’re right where you should be! A lot of people consider themselves vanilla even though they have a dirty streak. It truly doesn’t matter if you’re kinky or if you’re vanilla – what matters is that YOU are a sexual being with needs, desires and fantasies. I absolutely love talking with you about your interests; whether it be rather or not the Florida Panthers will take the cup this year or about your favorite glory hole experience – bring it on!

What Is Vanilla?

So, what is vanilla? Vanilla really references a person who may not have had any kinky experiences or doesn’t want to. You’ve never had a threesome or been caught masturbating…..never been to a dungeon or you’ve never gotten on webcam before, not experimentational at all, etc. If you’re feeling like you’re ‘too vanilla’ and want to explore your kinky side; you are definitely in the right place. The entire LDW Universe caters to every kink – to every interest – it can be what you might feel is the naughtiest thing you could ever imagine. That’s ok; you can share it with me. I want to help you discover what turns you on, what puts you in the ‘sub-space’ you crave and what might really trigger those sexual feelings/memories that you’ve been missing.

You Have Kinky Ideas!

Could it be something like worshiping my body? My feet? Or licking every inch of my legs? My ass? More? Do these thoughts make you feel like a very kinky guy? Did you have a sexual interlude that you can’t stop thinking about? Maybe you saw a porn video that you can’t stop thinking about? I wonder if you want to try chastity, cock control, fantasy roleplay, hot wife or cuckold fantasies? I bet we could spend just a bit of time together; getting comfortable and building some trust and then we can slowly explore your interests together. It would be SO HOT to learn about what turns you on! I can’t wait for our first discovery and exploration session.

Too Vanilla For Phone Sex?

If you’re feeling a little nervous about being ‘too vanilla for phone sex’ – you’re totally mistaken. You need phone sex! You are going to find an entire wonderful world and I’m here to help you navigate it! I’ve made a little something called a pre-call questionairre; it’s an online form here on my blog that you can fill out. It will help you to provide me with just a bit of information about you and your interests before our first session. A lot of my clients find it easier for me to have a bit of knowledge about them before that first time.

My final thoughts on whether You’re Vanilla or You’re Kinky……………………whichever description you feel fits you; you’re invited to share and engage here at LDW and with me!